Cynthia Lennon

Cynical Lenenn was a weeb and a woman who got married to serial wife beater and gay man Jon Len.

She tried to pull an April’s fools one year and died, but forgot that death lasts forever because she’s a woman and she doesn’t have a brain.

do you want to fuck off?
She met John in like ages ago and whilst John was too busy sucking off Stu (who wouldn’t?) he realised he needed a punching bag so pretended he was straight and got married to her.

Then one night after Stu had died he forgot and fucked Sinthya and accidentally had a child, which he didn’t love because he was too busy making sounds with some strings and his mouth.

Shes so incredibly boring and instead of writing her own autobiography, she wrote one on John, which shows how weird straight people are.