Brian Epstein

Brain Spermstain was a gayvian and the manager of amazing acts such as Cilla Black, Gerry and the Pacemakers and many more.

... oh yeah, and the shiteles.

Life
Briana was gay and a Jew, so in a Britain a bit more racist than it is now (cuz war n shit), as well as everyone and their same sex partners being homophobic, he had to hide it.

He Touched John‘s Cock.

He died aged just thirty two, which is fucking criminally young especially for someone of his talent.