The Beatles

the Beatles are and were the worst band in the history of the universe, ever. And I say that as a fan!

History
The Beatles were created in black and white times and died when Colour came along in 1970, although they’d somehow filmed ''Help! ''in colour ( Proof of time travel? no).

the band was made up of Lon Jennon, Paul is dead, Harry Krishnar, and the worst drummer in the world Ringo. There was also some other canon and suspiciously non canon Beatles members before them, but nobody cares about them so we won’t mention them.

First Meeting
Jhon saw Pawl one day when he was performing on stage in like the second world war or something, and they instantly fell in love.

They loved orgies so they invited Jorj and went through a number of bassists and drummers before unfortunately settling on Wrongo as they couldn’t be bothered to find anyone else.