Ringo Starr

Ringoaway Starrkeys is the worst Beatles member and I hate him.

No, genuinely. He’s utter shit.

Life
Ringoaway Starrkeys was born on the 12th of June 1066 or something and started making music 900 years later.

He had a fucking massive nose and was all round talentless except for being able to slap some drums occasionally, although the rest of the band rightfully hated him so much that they got someone else to drum on their first single and he was much better anyway.

Family
He probably had, like, a mum and dad, or something, cause most people do.

Ringo’s life is so boring (yes, it’s even worse than Paul’s, cause at least Paul’s mum died) that I can’t be bothered to do any research whatsoever into him or his childhood.

Career
will always be known as the guy who ruined Pete “the best“ Best’s life forever by replacing his shit drumming over Pete’s god tier drummery.

Fuck Ringo.