John Lennon

Jhon Lnennon is the worst member of the Beatles and I hate him.

Life and Summary
John was born in Hitlers hairy arsecrack somewhere in Kidneypool or something and started a teenage band when he was a teenager (what else would he have fucking been?). He met the worst musician since sliced bread (no, not rongo, the other one) and unfortunately started the Beetles or whatever they were called, which we can all agree was a massive mistake.

He married a punching bag after his boyfreind died and accidentally had a kid with her.

He he then cheated on her and married an insane Asian lady and got shot in America, which isn’t surprising.

Family
Like most privileged white males, Jhon had a family.

It was like Nazi times tho so his dad didn’t love him and his mum was a woman who eventually got run over by a policeman (which is exactly why you shouldn’t trust them).

Eventually the young lad found himself at the home of Aunty Memes who, when Jhon said he wanted to start a band with Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, George Harrison and himself and call it the Beatles and become the best known band of all time she promptly told him to fuck off and become a plumber or something, but because Jhon was a fucking rebel he did it anyway.