Paul McCartney

Powl MacCartney is the worst Beatles member and I hate him.

Life and Summary
Paul was born in, like, the olden days or something and he started making music when black people weren’t cool and women stayed in the kitchen all day so he’s like well old.

He’s also dead.

Weebs ship him with John, but we all know he loved George and George loved him.

Family
Paul‘s mum decided to die when he was like fourteen or something so he was left with his dad until he realised his dad was in the sea or something.

man, nazi times were weird.

I don‘t know like anything about Paul’s life when he was a child so just make it up and it’s probably right.